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imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled


My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.


  • 1: What color(s) are you socks?
  • 2: What book are you currently reading?
  • 3: What’s the weather like right now?
  • 4: What is your middle name?
  • 5: Were you named after anyone?
  • 6: Bullet your whole day so far.
  • 7: Do you play any instruments?
  • 8: What is your religion?
  • 9: What was the last comic book you read?
  • 10: Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 11: Sate 5 facts about yourself.
  • 12: State 5 facts about your bestfriend.
  • 13: State 5 facts about your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • 14: State 5 facts about your appearance.
  • 15: State 5 facts about your hometown.
  • 16: Do you think you’d make a good parent?
  • 17: Would you ever consider adopting kids?
  • 18: Would you ever get an abortion?
  • 19: What’s a strange memory from your childhood?
  • 20: Do you think cheaters (in relationships) deserve a second chance?
  • 21: Do you find the last person you texted attractive?
  • 22: Would you date the last person you texted?
  • 23: How did you meet your boyfriend/girlfriend?
  • 24: Name all of your siblings.
  • 25: Do you have a good relationship with your siblings?
  • 26: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
  • 27: What was the last cd you bought?
  • 28: Do you own any vinyl records?
  • 29: How many songs do you have on your ipod/music device?
  • 30: Turn on shuffle; what are the first 5 songs that come up?
  • 31: Do you have/want any tattoos?
  • 32: How many piercings do you have?
  • 33: Can you sing?
  • 34: Do you consider yourself a good student?
  • 35: What was the worst trouble you’ve ever gotten into?
  • 36: What’s a favorite movie someone else introduced you to?
  • 37: Do you know anyone your age who’s had a kid already?
  • 38: What is your heritage?
  • 39: Do you like where you live? Where would you move?
  • 40: Are you more similar or different to your best friend?
  • 41: How long is your hair?
  • 42: What was the last thing you drew?
  • 43: Are you the type to make lists?
  • 44: What’s your morning routine like?
  • 45: Were you involved in sports in school?
  • 46: Who is/was your favorite teacher?
  • 47: Did you ever have to wear braces?
  • 48: What are things you do when you’re nervous?
  • 49: Do you like going out to eat?
  • 50: [Whatever you’d like to ask]